Friday, February 08, 2008

To hell with the <strike> tag, when I'm blogging I need the <fat black marker run over several times forget about it just pretend I erased this> tag. Any chance of getting this into HTML 5?

Tuesday, January 15, 2008

The original motto of the blogosphere: E pluribus blogum. The motto believers keep trying to force a switch to: In Blog we trust.

Thursday, January 26, 2006

The words I’m blogging now / Mean nothing more than click-click-click-meow-click-click to an animal.

Wednesday, December 21, 2005

"Give me liberty or give me blogs!" -Patrick Henry (I think)

Wednesday, August 24, 2005

If you were a blog, what kind of blog would you be?

Monday, July 04, 2005

Sacré blog!

Friday, April 29, 2005

The word blog spelled backwords is glob. A definition for glob is a thick lump or mass. As good a description of blogging as any other.

Monday, March 28, 2005

This is my web site, and I'll blog if I want to.

Monday, January 24, 2005

"We members of the Blog Moose Party are contrarians by nature, and tend to avoid the herd mentality found in other blogging campaigns. Which I suspect is why no one seems to know about us." -Theodore Bloggevelt

Tuesday, November 30, 2004

So many blogs, so little editorial control.

Sunday, October 24, 2004

The new equation: E=mc^blogged

Sunday, September 19, 2004

An interesting thing on returning to a blog after an 18 month hiatus is, very little seems to change.

Monday, March 17, 2003

Blog. It does a typist good™.

Wednesday, February 19, 2003

Superior blogging technology deserves superior creative and analytical powers. Now if someone would just give me a little of all of these, I'll be on my way.

Tuesday, February 04, 2003

There's something really cool about blogging. And once I figure out what that is, I'll let you know.

Monday, January 27, 2003

Blogging tongue twister: The hedgehog was agog to log something in his blog, on any topic in his nog that might trog into dialog.

Friday, January 17, 2003

Four out of five bloggers prefer composing weblog entries on a keyboard to having cement bricks thrown at their spine at high speed.

Saturday, January 11, 2003

It's said there are six degrees of separation between me and anyone else on the planet. So how many links of separation is it between an originating source and the blog mentioning it? Feels like forty-seven.

Monday, January 06, 2003

"Sometimes I'm fascinated by this idea of "posting" things to a "web site." Mostly, when I've been drinking. But it's still weird. Don't you think?" - Evan Williams

Sunday, December 29, 2002

There are two kinds of people in the world: Those who post to their blog, and those who have something better to do.

Friday, December 20, 2002

The only real difference between a blog web page and a regular web page is that in a blog, invalid html code can be automated.

Wednesday, November 27, 2002

There are times to blog. And there are times to do something other than blog, but still spend time thinking of things to blog about. And then there's time for pie.

Monday, October 28, 2002

"Blogging! Blogging! All I hear the entire day long is people talking about Blogging!" Their supervisor Ed Blogging lamented.

Saturday, October 19, 2002

Three blogs walk into a bar, so the third blog says "And all along I thought his name was Fist!" Heh... No wait, I told that wrong.

Monday, October 14, 2002

Consider the bloggers far afield, the status quo / They either rant, chatter or spin / And the greatest pol on this earth / Could not avoid their open fondness for ad hominem.

Thursday, October 03, 2002

This guy told me he set up his blog to "find out about himself." I asked him what he'd found. Turns out it's that he can't settle on a color for his links.

Thursday, September 26, 2002

Blogging means never having to put on pants to be in the public eye.

Sunday, September 22, 2002

The revolution will not be televised. However it will be blogged, for good or bad. Probably bad.

Saturday, September 21, 2002

There's only one right way to blog. There's only one left way, as well.

Wednesday, September 18, 2002

A brief definition of the word "blog": another word for weblog.

Monday, September 09, 2002

I have recently discovered the secret to making a blog a successful one. Hint: it involves melted cheese.

Friday, August 30, 2002

If this were a real blog, there would be chronologically placed postings for you to read. Oh, wait a minute...

Monday, August 26, 2002

This is not a real blog. Please, look away.